You already talk about me like you know me. Have we met? You do look familiar, but I meet so many guys in your line of work – lobbying, that is. Oh, right, you’re a politician too. When it comes to politicians, let’s just say we’ve always got a quorum down here! Talk about your “smoke-filled rooms” …
Oh, wait. Maybe you haven’t figured out who I am. Please allow me to introduce myself – I’m a man of wealth and taste.
Please read the whole thing, it just nails what today’s economy is about: All Of Area Man’s Hard Work Finally Pays Off For Employer | The Onion,
Following seven straight years of long hours at the office and sacrificed weekends and holidays, all of account manager Sam Hemstead’s hard work and single-minded devotion to Pinnacle Automotive Insurance has finally paid off for CEO Charles Pardahee, Pardahee said Friday.
… The stress-related physical and psychological tolls for Hemstead, 34, have been high, but the hypertension, weight-gain, and crippling migraine headaches he has suffered due to his rigorous work schedule have been worth the rewards he has reaped for his employer, Pardahee confirmed.
Here is what Occupy Melbourne did when the police came to clear out the tents: (hysterically funny)
VIDEO- Mock and awe: #OccupyMelbourne’s attack of the Tent Monsters! | The Political Carnival
OK, there is an Amish cult that is attacking traditional Amish and cutting their hair. Here’s the thing, the cult is run by a guy name MULLET. What else would you expect from a guy with the name Mullet? See Ohio Sheriff: Latest Amish Haircutting Victim Attacked By His Son | TPMMuckraker
Common Sense Jesus says: Don’t upset the money changers. They are the job creators, after all.
Common Sense Jesus
Q I played the sweepstakes I received in the mail and won $2-3 million and a car. They wanted me to pay for insurance and cover delivery charges. I paid $300 to these people. Then they said they need another $300. Then they said that $50 would be the last payment. I paid over $600. OK. Maybe I’m stupid, but I played, and they said that I won. I have $9.24 left in the bank.
I can get you your money back. It will only cost you $9.24.
In honor of the song, here is SNL’s “Schweddy Balls”: (Note, Ben & Jerry’s new flavor for a limited time)
“This Video Is For Rich People Only”
Progressive Congress has a contest of people sending videos of dramatic readings of Newt’s press release. You just have to see them! Go to The Big Newton Video Contest. You can even vote on the best one.