Why Are Liberals Healthier?

Why are liberals healthier?
Vegetarianism is scorned by conservatives. Cigarettes are promoted by conservatives.
Then there’s pollution, mercury, arsenic, national parks, clean water, lead, even SUVs, which are more dangerous than regular cars. And don’t leave out processed foods.
Oh yeah, health care. Liberals are for it.
Is “conservatism” ENTIRELY about being duped by corporations to do things that are against your own interests? It sure seems that way.

4 thoughts on “Why Are Liberals Healthier?

  1. Maybe it’s all those processed foods they eat. Seriously, read the cooking carnival recipes the righty ladies post sometime.
    Every single thing they make is loaded with corporatized pre prepared food. I once saw an elaborate recipe that started with Banquet fried chicken, Crisco and bottled sauce.

  2. It’s simple. Liberals are healthier just because they’re actually aware of the fact that there will be a tomorrow, and they act accordingly.

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