The Next Right-Wing Conspiracy Theory

This is going to sound really weird, but read it, and then come back in a few days and tell me if I was right. The next right-wing conspiracy theory is that Obama is controlling the TV-show companies and using them to control people’s minds and get everyone to go join the communist party … or something.
You have to know how they think to get this one. The prequel is that story about the group of kids in a school who were videotaped singing a song about helping the President. The video got onto YouTube and the wingnuts turned it into a conspiracy theory about “indoctrination.” And they hold tea-party-style protests outside of the school now. And, of course, FOX News pushes the whole thing over and over.
So here is the new nutcase conspiracy theory. Between Oct 19 and 25 several TV shows are going to promote volunteerism and service. Therefore you are all going to be forced to join the communist party.
Wow. Get it?
OK, volunteerism and service are … wait for it … liberal. Apparently if you click on the website that the shows put up to promote voluneering, you can find AARP, which is a liberal conspiracy.
Yes,that is what they are claiming. Go see for yourself. LEAKED NETWORK MEMO REVEALS: Obama Controls Your Television Set:

But this year there are a couple new strangers in town: “Volunteerism” and “Service.” You’ve heard of them. Their names have been bandied everywhere since President Obama took office…
… suggested topics pitched to an overwhelmingly left-of-center group: Education, health, environment, the economy and lastly — almost as an afterthought as some kind of “bi-partisan” cover – support for military families.

PART II: Search and Ye Shall Find…Left-Wing Advocacy:

The plan is to weave volunteerism and service into the plots of their shows and then, ultimately, encourage viewers to get up off their sofas and go to a handful of web pages that are meant to provide opportunities for service. … these seemingly benign volunteer search engines often seem to be Trojan Horses for controversial, left-wing causes.
The October 19-25 “I Participate” campaign broadcast on all four major television networks for a full week of programming will point viewers to (as mentioned in Ashton’s tweet) and the AARP’s web sites.
. . . When I clicked for more info I found out that the phone bank listing was a month old, but there was a handy link for other opportunities to serve Planned Parenthood…
… if you are in, say, Virginia and want to volunteer on an environmental project, the very first opportunity you get is to volunteer as a Global Warming Ambassador.

It continues like that.
Volunteering and heping others is a communist plot.

2 thoughts on “The Next Right-Wing Conspiracy Theory

  1. You know what, volunteering is not a communist activity. No one (but the crazys) would think that. And although it seems far fetched, if there were a conspiracy for all shows to pump a certain view that bothers me. Similar to how all the networks last season put something about being green in every one of their shows for a week.
    What if I don’t agree with that! I don’t want to be subjected to watching something like that!

  2. Every TV show pimps corporatism with every commercial. Somehow I don’t think that bothers you at all.

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