Last fall the FDA issued a warning about a link between anti-depressants and suicidal tendencies in children. The FDA has just ordered a review of anti-depressants “to determine whether the widely used drugs can increase the risk of suicidal tendencies in adults.”
Has Big Pharma discovered a line of anti-depressants that make you happy about being suicidal? Could that explain Bush’s recent behavior?
In other news, China has opened a clinic for online addicts.
According to government figures, China has the world’s second-largest online population — 94 million — after the United States.
Treatment includes therapy, medication, acupuncture and sports. If you are reading this post, it is very likely you are a crazed internet addict. In the absence of treatment centers in the United States, you might try getting a prescription for anti-depressants.
[Title edited] I edited the title of this post as an after thought tribute to the theme song for Mash, Suicide Is Painless