Reichskanzlei won’t guarantee elections in November

Press Briefing by Dr. Joseph Goebbel:

“Q On Colonel-General von Brauchitsch’s security warnings, can the Fuehrer today guarantee the German people that no terrorist attack can upset the German elections this November, that they will go ahead as planned?

DR. GOEBBEL: Ann, I don’t think anyone can make guarantees. But the full intention is to move forward and hold those elections. I don’t know specific information related to election day or any other of the high profile events that we have coming up. What we can guarantee to the German people is that we will continue to take strong steps to make sure that we are doing a better job every day of protecting the fatherland, Heil Hitler!, and enhancing protective measures in certain areas of the country. And we will continue waging the war on communism, on the offensive, to defeat the communists! Heil Hitler! That’s what we will continue to do.

These are threats that we need to take seriously, and that’s why it’s important to keep the German people informed. Heil Hitler!”

[O.K., so I’m in a lousy mood.]

Thomas Leavitt