This just arrived in my inbox:
George Bush is out jogging one morning and notices Little Hannah on the corner holding a box. Curious, he runs over and says, “What’s in the box, kid?”
Little Hannah says, “Kittens, they’re brand new kittens.”
Bush laughs and says, “What kind of kittens are they?”
“Republicans”, says Little Hannah.
“Now that’s cute”, Bush says and goes on his way.
A few days later, Bush is running with the Vice President Cheney and he spies Little Hannah with her box just ahead.
He says to Dick, “You gotta check this out.”, and they both jog over to Little Hannah.
Bush says, “Look in the box Cheney. Isn’t that cute? Hey, kid, tell my friend what kind of kittens they are.”
Little Hannah replies, “They’re Democrats.”
“Whoa!”, Bush says, “I came by here the other day and you said they were Republicans. What’s up?”
“Well”, Little Hannah explains, “their eyes are open now.”