Frank Rich asks Just How Gay Is the Right?
I’ll say it a little clearer: The rabidly anti-homosexual wingnuts are obviously gay and ashamed of it.
Why else would they be insisting that the presence of gay people risks “luring” straight people to become homosexual? This wouldn’t even occur to a person who is not fighting such urges.
Why else would they be insisting that being gay is a “lifestyle choice?” These are people who think they can act straight, and are fighting their impulses every minute of their lives.
It’s obvious. And it’s why so any of them DO turn out to be gay and living double lives.
Update – From the comments, this, with my favorite line,
This time they bring out a beautiful porterhouse and a freshly roadkilled possum. Do you see the difference? Only someone who was truly fond of possum AND beef would see it as a choice.
“Beef and Possum” — sounds like a great name for a gay bar.
Update – A great name for a blog: “Beef and Possum.” What do you think?
Update II – Take the poll!