Conservative Intellectuals Analyzed

Hat tip to Mary at The Left Coaster, How Conservatives Argue: A Case Study:

Liberal: The USA has fifty states.
Conservative: No, it doesn’t.
Liberal: Yes, it does. The USA has fifty states.
Conservative: What about Guam? What about that Guam, huh? Or the Virgin Islands?
Liberal: Those are territories, not states. The USA has fifty states.
Conservative: Oh, so you’re saying those don’t count?
Liberal: Yes.
Conservative: Oh, so the people there don’t count? They’re not good enough, huh? I thought you liberals wanted everybody to be counted.

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3 thoughts on “Conservative Intellectuals Analyzed

  1. waaaaaaah. That’s why sickofspin is crying: their thought processes have been identified as talking points.

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