Clearing Up A Few Things

I want to clear up some things that I’ve been reading in the media.

Bush did not land the airplane on the carrier. He was a passenger. He was in an airplane that landed.

Bush did not have to wear the pilot’s getup. He could have worn a business suit. The flight suit was for the cameras.

Bush did not win the war. The military won the war. Bush started the war. (“Getting us into a war” used to be considered a bad thing to do – a major screwup.)

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