I’m trying to sign up for Budget Rental Car’s “Fast Break” program. In the enrollment process, they say to “Review the Budget Fastbreak Global Master Rental Agreement Terms & Conditions. Right. Just go there and hold down your “Page Down” button a while. Don’t even try to read.

I have a fast computer, with fast screen drawing. When the Page Down button held down, and the legal document whizzing by at full speed page by page, it took almost 25 SECONDS to reach the end.

Right. Read it. Sure. Guess I’ll try Avis.