Analogies Gone Wild

“You mean ’cause the Israelis control that, too?”

Girl #1: I’d offer to set you up with him, but you’re already occupied.
Girl #2: I am not occupied.
Girl #1: Please! You’re so occupied, you’re the Gaza Strip.
Girl #2: Don’t you watch the news?
–111th & Broadway

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