Wingnuts Catching On?

From a right-wing blog with the slogan “Elections and politics with a Conservative bent.” PoliPundit.com : The Contradictions and Lies

Somebody please explain how the following statements can all be true:
1. El Presidente Jorge Arbusto opposes “amnesty” for illegal aliens
2. The Bushistas define “amnesty” as giving illegal aliens citizenship
3. El Presidente supports giving citizenship to illegal aliens

(Links to Washington Times story…)
My observations:
1) You discover Bush saying one thing and doing another? Welcome to my world. (It took you six years? Maybe there are vitamins or something you can take.)
2) You cite the Washington Times as a source for anything? The MOONIES? What’s up with that?
3) The comments say the author is a RINO now. (“Republican In Name Only”)