Keep this in mind. If your neighbor’s mean-ass pit bull comes into your yard and bites you, you don’t get mad at your own dog for not protecting you. First order of business is to get rid of the god-damned pit bull. After all, he’s the one that’s really responsible for your wounds. Once that’s done, then you can worry about giving your own sorry pooch some watch-dog training.
Go see the whole list, then send EACH of their challengers in this election $1000. EACH ONE!
(And if you really do that, remember my tip jar, too!)