This one is also anti-Mexican, rather insulting, and has the obligatory anti-government message at the end as the oral of the story. It arrived on a “humor” e-mail list.
Wallace Lewis is the president of his homeowners association in the TOPEKA, KANSAS suburbs. They were having a terrible problem with litter near some of his association’s homes. The reason according to Wallace is that six very large, luxurious new houses are being built right next to their community.
The trash was coming from the Mexican laborers working at the construction sites and included bags from McDonald’s, Burger King and 7-11, plus coffee cups, napkins, cigarette butts, coke cans, empty bottles, etc. He went to see the site supervisor and even the general contractor, politely urging them to get their workers not to litter the neighborhood, to no avail. He called the city, county, and police and got no help there either.
So here’s what his community did. They organized about twenty folks, named themselves The ‘Inner Neighborhood Services’ group, and arranged to go out at lunch time and ‘police’ the trash themselves. It is what they did while picking up the trash that is so hilarious. They bought navy blue baseball caps and had the initials ‘INS’ embroidered in gold on the caps. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to understand what they hoped people might mistakenly think the letters really stand for.
After the Inner Neighborhood Services group’s first lunch time pickup detail, with all of them wearing their caps and some carrying cameras, 46 out of the total of 68 construction workers did not show up for work the next morning — and haven’t come back yet.
It has been ten days now.
The General Contractor, I’m told, is very mad, but can’t say anything publicly because he could be busted for hiring illegal aliens.
Wallace and his bunch can’t be accused of impersonating federal personnel, because they have the official name of the group recorded in their homeowner association minutes along with a notation about the vote to approve formation of the new subcommittee — and besides, they informed the INS in advance of their plans and according to Wallace, the INS said basically, ‘Have at it!’
SO, FOLKS, I THINK YOU COULD SAY THAT KANSAS INGENUITY TRIUMPHS AGAIN!
Reminder: Don’t forget to pay your taxes…….12 million illegal aliens are depending on you
Aside from the profoundly racist tone – Mexicans leave trash, are trash, are too stupid to know that the INS caps aren’t from the INS (which no longer exists) etc, it ends by saying your taxes are wasted by the stupid government, which gives the money to “illegal aliens.”