Things you have to believe to be a Republican today. Including:

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

“Standing Tall for America” means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the ’80s is irrelevant.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

And read the comments at the end, left by pissed-off right wingers.