Problem Solved

Massive Debt Problem To be Solved By Incredibly Massive Borrowing, Says Bush

“We’re going to borrow more money than a body can possibly imagine,” said Bush. “We’re gonna take that enormous wad of cash and plug it right into what cynical people are calling ‘that gaping whole in the budget.’ And that’ll save Social Security.”

“It may not seem like the right thing to do in the short term, but in the long term, rich people will be thanking me for it,” he added.