McCain Robo-Call Script Ideas The Were Rejected

McCain’s Rejected Robo-Call Scripts,

“Hello. I’m calling for John McCain and the RNC because you need to know that Barack Obama talks during movies. During a recent screening of The Dark Knight, Barack Obama irritated several pro-America patrons when he echoed the famous ‘Why so serious?’ line to his wife, Michelle, who hasn’t always been proud of being an American, much like the Joker. …

and,

“Hello. I’m calling for John McCain and the RNC because you need to know that Barack Obama doesn’t use his turn signal when he merges onto a freeway.

There’s much more, go read.

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One thought on “McCain Robo-Call Script Ideas The Were Rejected

  1. “Hello. I’m calling for John McCain and the RNC because you need to know that Barack Obama is an anti-flosser who’s too faithful to his wife and kids. We can’t permit him to destroy years of preconceptions, can we? Only an unAmerican with latent Muslim tendencies would ever unleash such preposterousness on all-knowing real gun-wielding Americans. So please, join us in voting for Seth Parker/Annie Oakley or the Indians will win.

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