Keys

Y’know, if you always know where your keys are because you always put them in the same place, and then one day you can’t find them no matter where you look, it’s better to remember BEFORE you call your wife demanding to know where she hid them, that you bought one of those little USB storage devices and put it on your keychain, and now it’s plugged into the back of your computer.

Also, this is longest sentence contest day.