Jokes About Masturbating A Horse

In a recent post I slyly referred to something that I assumed my readers already knew about. That was a mistake, and the subject deserves much wider attention. Bloggers may have heard about it, but the general public certainly has not – and they should.


At the White House Correspondent’s Dinner Laura Bush said the following:

Taking listeners inside the private White House residence, Bush described her typical evening with the President.
“Nine o’clock. Mr. Excitement here is sound asleep and I’m watching ‘Desperate Housewives’ – with Lynne Cheney. Ladies and gentlemen, I am a desperate housewife,” Bush deadpanned with perfect comic timing.

Then she said:

Or as Laura Bush noted on Saturday night about her husband and the ranch in Texas: “George didn’t know much about ranches when we bought the place. … But I’m proud of George. He’s learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What’s worse, it was a male horse.
The first lady got even more laughs when she talked about how she went out one night with Cheney’s wife, Lynne, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and Bush confidante Karen Hughes to Chippendales, a club where women tuck cash in male dancers’ skimpy drawers.
“I wouldn’t even mention it, except (Supreme Court Justices) Ruth Ginsberg and Sandra Day O’Connor saw us there,” Bush deadpanned. “I won’t tell you what happened, but Lynne’s Secret Service code name is now ‘Dollar Bill.’ ”

Meanwhile, the Republicans are outlawing cheerleading in Texas,

By a 65-56 vote, the House gave preliminary approval to a bill sponsored by Rep. Al Edwards, D-Houston, curbing “sexually suggestive” routines by cheerleaders, drill teams or other public school performance groups.

5 thoughts on “Jokes About Masturbating A Horse

  1. Seriously, dude, it’s spelled ‘mastUrbating’. Along with the asinine oxymoron of a statement ‘A weblog for Liberals who are FED UP with Bush and the Right!’, your page is quite the embarrassment for American leftists – and please bear in mind my politics are likely 20 degrees to the left of even yours.
    Don’t give them ammunition, okay?

  2. Media gets punked

    By now you’re probably familiar with Laura Bush’s infamous standup routine at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner last week. Her routine contained such husband-roasting zingers as: “George always says he’s delighted to come to these press dinners….

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