How Kerry can blow this race wide open

There’s been a lot of chatter about Kerry’s goose-hunting expedition. Supposedly it makes him seem like a down-to-earth, regular guy with a macho streak.



Maybe, but any yuppy can hunt goose. In England, that kind of hunting is the preserve of the pansy aristocracy. What Kerry really wants to do is go to the town dump somewhere and shoot rats. Shooting rats is so down-to-earth it makes you sick. He’ll put himself right square in the middle of NRA / militia territory, and Dubya won’t know what hit him.