Bush is Juan Peron

I’ve been negotiating with the Godwin’s Law enforcers, and have agreed to quit calling Bush Hitler. Bush is not Hitler.

There, I said it!

Bush is Juan Peron. He’s a bullying, demagogic loudmouth with a fanatical following, and he’s bankrupting the government and destroying the dollar with unprecedented vote-buying schemes.

Watch for the musical, “Laura!”, with its hit single “Don’t Cry For Me, Kennebunkport”. Madonna has been signed up to re-invent herself one more time in the title role. The twins will be played by Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.



UPDATE:

“How annoying that we have to fight elections for our cause


The inconvenience, having to get a majority

If normal methods of persuasion fail to win us applause

There are other ways of establishing authority

We have ways of making you vote for us

Or at least of making you abstain”

“Evita”, Tim Rice & Andrew Lloyd Webber

Thanks to Bruce in South Florida. And according to Ayn Clouter,

the musical, called “Stepford” has already been performed in Branson.