“Bunch Dumbasses” Poetry Slam

The other day the Drudge Report linked to Seeing the Forest, which prompted this e-mail:

Subject line: the fairness doctring
you liberal are such hypocrits, you can’t win the debate so you have to make laws to stop it. i guees Hugo Chaves would be proud. you liberals all pieces of shit who should be hung for treason. thank God we have republicans that love this country. you bunch dumbasses.

Now the “bunch dumbass” comments are rolling in – and it is becoming poetic.
I received an e-mail asking if I really do “bunch dumbasses?”
So I propose a “bunch dumbasses” poetry/haiku contest. Entrants so far:

Time flies like an arrow, then bunch dumbasses.

There once was a wingnut named Dumbass
whose nickname was probably “Thumb-ass.”
He couldn’t read right
and the comments he’d write
show his reasoning skills were a morass.

Anyone care to join in?

5 thoughts on ““Bunch Dumbasses” Poetry Slam

  1. we don’t need no stupid facts
    bunch dumbasses sed
    been thinking like this forever

  2. we don’t need no stupid facts
    bunch dumbasses sed
    been thinking like this forever

  3. i’m a lefty but i couldn’t help it :
    climate change will cook our goose
    bunch dumbasses sed
    sun cooled we froze to death

  4. i’m a lefty but i couldn’t help it :
    climate change will cook our goose
    bunch dumbasses sed
    sun cooled we froze to death

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