An e-mail I received:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits in stunned silence–shocked at this uncharacteristic display of emotion–nervously watching as the President sits slumped in his chair with his head in his hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”