An E-mail

An e-mail I received:

Bill’s cuckoo clock stopped keeping time correctly, so he took it to a repair shop. The old shopkeeper asked in a heavy German accent, “Vat sims to be ze problem?”

Bill replied, “It doesn’t work right. Instead of going tick tock tick tock, it just goes tick tick tick.”

The old German rummaged behind the counter. He pulled out a flashlight and walked over to the clock. Shining the beam directly on the clock face, he said in menacing tones, “Ve haff vays of making you tock!”