“A visit from St. Dick”

Kevin Horrigan: A visit from St. Dick
By Kevin Horrigan
Published 2:15 am PST Friday, December 16, 2005
‘Twas the month before Christmas
And as I lit candles,
Conservatives stirred —
They were onto a scandal.
“They want to kill Christmas!”
Came the cry from the right:
“They want to ax Bethlehem
And O! Holy Night!
“They’re after the Christ child
And Joseph and Mary
And shepherds and wise men;
These liberals are scary.”
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