McCain’s Rejected Robo-Call Scripts,
“Hello. I’m calling for John McCain and the RNC because you need to know that Barack Obama talks during movies. During a recent screening of The Dark Knight, Barack Obama irritated several pro-America patrons when he echoed the famous ‘Why so serious?’ line to his wife, Michelle, who hasn’t always been proud of being an American, much like the Joker. …
and,
“Hello. I’m calling for John McCain and the RNC because you need to know that Barack Obama doesn’t use his turn signal when he merges onto a freeway.
There’s much more, go read.